I'M 4 AGAIN

I can't believe this. But I just broke through a wisdom tooth in my mouth. I'm almost 35 and I'm stinkin teething. Next I'll break out in acne just for fun and maybe I'll have my voice go all high pitched in mid sentence. I thought hair was supposed to start growing out my ears. What's up with new teeth?

I guess I should find a dentist. I don't have dental insurance- maybe I should just let it come in. They call them wisdom teeth I assume for a reason. Maybe I'm getting smarter.

That sentence makes me feel dumber though.