THIS MY FRIENDS... is freaking hilarious!! Excuse me, but I have to go get my wife and a donut. I laughed for like 20 minutes...
"If you have a hole in your marriage, fill it with a donut."
"We are open 23/7. We only closed between 1 and 2 am. Do I have to tell you what's going to happen during that hour?"
Oh dang this is funny stuff.