READ THE E-MAIL AND SAVE A SOUL

No joke, I just got an e-mail titled that in my in box.

#1. a quick skim of the e-mail indicates someone, somewhere in Africa evidently, wants money.

#2. If this theology is correct, a grip of my volunteers are going to hell, because they don't read my e-mails.

#3. Is the reverse true too... like if I delete and don't read this e-mail, does that mean I send someone to hell? Guess I'm about to find out....