THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS ME NOW

I'm in a suburb of Salt Lake City and I'm trying to find the hotel I'm staying in and when I do, it's next to this Massive Ford dealership. And out in front of the dealership is this MASSIVE truck:

I think I'm getting old or changing or I dunno. Here's what i used to think:

• dang, cool truck.
• I want to get in that thing.
• How in the world do you see out of it? Who cares?!
• I bet that was fun to do.
  
• Let's go mud bogging.

Here's what I was thinking when I took the picture today:

• why?
• what a waste of money
• this is why they say America uses more resources than any other country on the planet.
• this is why kids are in poverty around the world, cuz Americans are putting $50,000 into lifting and painting fantasy dragon porn on the side of their trucks in the hopes that it will make other people buy more trucks.
• what exactly is the purpose of a side step that is 7 feet off the ground?
• I spent way too much time in Africa last year to appreciate this truck
• This truck is 10x larger than anything I've ever seen in Uganda.
• Crap... I own this same truck, just A LOT lower to the ground and a different paint job.
• I must be an idiot too.