SPRING UP O WELL

I now have a fountain. It's in my front yard. It's pleasantly noisy. It is really heavy. Here's a picture of it. If you come to my house we can have coffee and sit and listen to my fountain from the front room. Then you can either feel like you have to pee or be so calm that you fall asleep or are afraid the dentist will enter the room at any moment. I think all houses should come with fountains.