It’s so dang dry in the air down here that I think there’s static electricity in everything. Every time I get out of car, no matter what I touch before, on the way out or otherwise, I get shocked.
Last night, my dog shocked me in the foot when he stood up off the carpet and walked by.
On Friday night, after church I kindly leaned over to kiss my wife and got shocked on the lips. All sorts of electric puns are here being omitted.
If only I could make it happen on command, I could have some fun with this. It'd be like junior high all over again.
Last night, my dog shocked me in the foot when he stood up off the carpet and walked by.
On Friday night, after church I kindly leaned over to kiss my wife and got shocked on the lips. All sorts of electric puns are here being omitted.
If only I could make it happen on command, I could have some fun with this. It'd be like junior high all over again.
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